The Green Grass Hotdog

It’s hard to feel anything at the Hive, partly because it’s a terrible stadium and partly because it’s almost always so cold that your entire body is rendered numb by the biting wind. Enter the green grass hotdog, replete with plenty of jalapenos and sriracha mayo to remind you of the concept of heat. Is it great? No. Is it tasty enough to see you through 80 minutes of dreary Edinburgh rugby? Yes. There’s not an awful lot on offer at the Hive and this is pretty much the best you’re going to get.